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Friday, November 18, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
craigslist table
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/2505248081.html
Coffee Table of the Gods
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Date: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDT
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This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.
Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights
Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.
The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.
•Location: Minneapolis
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Coffee Table of the Gods
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDT
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.
Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights
Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.
The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.
•Location: Minneapolis
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Friday, August 26, 2011
so I know I struck out the last few times, but...
this book is really funny. anyone seen it? also his website's art gallery and comments are funny. the book has about 3 pages that need editing though really the photos are all you need to look at in general, forget the text.
http://www.amazon.com/How-Beat-Anybody-Instructional-Inspirational/dp/006196977X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1282881592&sr=1-1
http://www.judahfriedlander.com/home2.htm
one part in the book says "this is a letter from the king of china saying I am banned from china because I am too powerful" (and it looks as if it is a chinese menu or something.)
http://www.amazon.com/How-Beat-Anybody-Instructional-Inspirational/dp/006196977X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1282881592&sr=1-1
http://www.judahfriedlander.com/home2.htm
one part in the book says "this is a letter from the king of china saying I am banned from china because I am too powerful" (and it looks as if it is a chinese menu or something.)
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Baby Critic
Well it looks like I can't start my baby critic blog anymore:
http://babycritic.blogspot.com/
http://babycritic.blogspot.com/
Friday, July 1, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
this article is hilarious if you have a couple minutes
http://retro.nintendolife.com/news/2010/10/features_things_we_miss_about_the_8_bit_era
Monday, May 2, 2011
happy mothers day...MR. T STYLE
this first video is Mr T rapping about mothers. There are other higher quality versions on youtube also. reminds me of "somebody's watching me" from the 80s. yeah I know its not embedded but it wasn't available
(I embedded them cuz will is stupid - Ben)
heres some other jems of Mr T
"mr t secrets" earlier on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHtf0fpgcbk&feature=related
mr t and conan go apple picking in north salem, NY, october 2000. (quality and sound is low)
mr t interview on conan, talks about 3 products made of him. this one has links to all his other clips. talks about mr t doll and what it does at night.
(I embedded them cuz will is stupid - Ben)
heres some other jems of Mr T
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHtf0fpgcbk&feature=related
mr t and conan go apple picking in north salem, NY, october 2000. (quality and sound is low)
mr t interview on conan, talks about 3 products made of him. this one has links to all his other clips. talks about mr t doll and what it does at night.
Monday, March 21, 2011
guiles theme goes with everything
ever seen any of these?? my personal fave is the technoviking.
no embedding on this one by request but its worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg9jROfJA4M
no embedding on this one by request but its worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg9jROfJA4M
Friday, March 18, 2011
ryans true love.
how could you have not known of this in cheney??? and played it at the dances????
and we thought bruce willis and eddie murphy were the only ones.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
I thought this was to funny not to share.
Other Channel
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Monday, February 21, 2011
So it's has been a little while since I last contributed to the awesomeness that is The Collective Blog, but now that I'm back I bring a doosey. Without further ado I bring you Wicked Wisdom.
If you're watching this and thinking, hey isn't that the wife of international music and acting superstar Will Smith? Yes, yes it is Jada Pinkett Smith and she is terrible. I thought this must have been some tragic mistake she made before fame and fortune showered over her but it is not. I went to wikipedia immediately and did the research.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Wisdom
She started this band in 2002 and they have put out 3 albums and tour with Ozzfest. I read some reviews of their latest album on Amazon.com and agree with those who say her lyrics are a little hard to get behind. I guess she sings about hardships and is also a multimillionaire.
Well hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
tronorail
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