Friday, September 23, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

craigslist table

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/2505248081.html

Coffee Table of the Gods

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Date: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDT

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This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.

Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.

The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.



•Location: Minneapolis
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests