The Collective

Friday, September 23, 2011

Will you better buy this

For your room
http://kids.woot.com/sale/fathead-tron-wall-graphic-3

Monday, September 12, 2011

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/2505248081.html

Coffee Table of the Gods

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Date: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDT

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This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.

Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.

The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.

•Location: Minneapolis
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Friday, August 26, 2011

so I know I struck out the last few times, but...

this book is really funny. anyone seen it? also his website's art gallery and comments are funny. the book has about 3 pages that need editing though really the photos are all you need to look at in general, forget the text.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Beat-Anybody-Instructional-Inspirational/dp/006196977X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1282881592&sr=1-1

http://www.judahfriedlander.com/home2.htm

one part in the book says "this is a letter from the king of china saying I am banned from china because I am too powerful" (and it looks as if it is a chinese menu or something.)