1 - talking to your rollerblades makes you an awesome skater
2 - rollerblades speak spanish too
3 - bra is not just a piece of underwear
4 - if you de-pants someone you become the hero (and its Gandhi approved)
5 - giving "2 left testicles" up doesn't impress the ladies
6 - ask girl if she has a brother before dating
7 - even if your parents come back from australia early they don't want you back they just send your rollerblades
8 - and if your parents send you to live with your cousin, dont take your surfboard that you cant use other than on a bed -- bring your skates instead
9 - mitchell is like the pied piper of alt sports. if he goes, all the town alt sport kids will follow.
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