Friday, July 9, 2010

top ten life lessons learned from the nineties movie "Airborne"

1 - talking to your rollerblades makes you an awesome skater
2 - rollerblades speak spanish too
3 - bra is not just a piece of underwear
4 - if you de-pants someone you become the hero (and its Gandhi approved)
5 - giving "2 left testicles" up doesn't impress the ladies
6 - ask girl if she has a brother before dating
7 - even if your parents come back from australia early they don't want you back they just send your rollerblades
8 - and if your parents send you to live with your cousin, dont take your surfboard that you cant use other than on a bed -- bring your skates instead
9 - mitchell is like the pied piper of alt sports. if he goes, all the town alt sport kids will follow.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

no one wants to play sega with harrison ford





The sean connery pic was taken straight from the outtakes.

Happy early valentines day!!!

Monday, June 7, 2010

FedEx Training



i was looking through my old garbage and found this from my training days at FedEx.